Awww... This photo is so utterly CUTE!!! Such a cute little chubby baby and a shar pei pup!



I got this in an email today and I thought it was funny. =)

Cats Vs. Dogs

Question: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

1. Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie:
Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

3. Dachshund:
You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler:
Make me.

5. Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd:
I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier:
I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb.

10. Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

12. Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there …

13. Greyhound:
It isn’t moving. Who cares?

14. New Zealand Sheep Dog:
First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…

15. Poodle:
I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

16. Shih Tzu:
Are you talking to me?


The Cat’s Answer:
“Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?”