Diane sent this to me via email this morning. Funny but oh-so-true! =p


Men Are Hard To Please - The problems with GUYS:

If you TREAT him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him;
If you DON'T, he says you are PROUD.
If you DRESS nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him;
If you DON'T, he says you are from the KAMPUNG.
If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN;
If you keep QUIET, he says you have no BRAINS.
If you are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's SMARTER than you, he is GREAT.
If you DON'T love him, he tries to POSSESS you;
If you LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE you.
If you DON'T make love with him, he says you DON'T Love him;
If you DO, he says you are CHEAP.
If you tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROUBLESOME;
If you DON'T, he says that you don't TRUST him.
If you SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES for you.
If you BREAK your PROMISE, you CANNOT be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If you SMOKE, you are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.
If you do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If you HURT him, you are a BITCH;
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE!
If you send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true;
but if you don't, they would say you are selfish.


=p I hope this perks up your day!!!


Ciaos~ =) =)